© Dan Reich, 2003

Just ask your doctor if it’s right for you
They don’t even mention just what it’s supposed to do
But they got great commercials that must have cost a lot
And had they saved their money more patients could have bought their drugs

Their drugs cost a quarter of my pension
Their drugs fill the TV every day
Their drugs come from doctors and are legal
As long as they can wait till they’re approved by the FDA

Their drugs are a billion dollar business
Their drugs turn alternatives to crud
Their drugs are getting so expensive
The elderly who need them find them too rich for their blood

Their drugs fund the biggest pharmaceuticals
Their drugs will never get you high
Their drugs will add something to your lifespan
But only if you need to take them daily til you die

Dan Reich – lead vocals, acoustic guitar, resonator guitar
Joe Paulino – drums, background vocals
Michael Woods – electric guitar
John Gomes – bass, background vocals
Anne Nachtrieb Zesiger - background vocals